I was at a small store located inside somewhere liminal like maybe an airport. I was with a small group of people. Or maybe just another guy and girl besides me. There was something vaguely yakuza feeling about them and by extension me. I was buying wine, specifically wine by one of the real housewives. I think it was Teresa's. But there were wine brands by a lot of the other housewives too. Also, some of the housewives themselves were in the store, so I felt like the decision I made as to which wine to buy was something they were paying attention to—because they all wanted me to buy their brand of wine. The housewives of New Jersey were the ones there mainly, like I only remember Teresa and Melissa. They were hanging around near the register. I think I decided against buying any wine because I either didn't have my wallet and ID or I didn't have enough money.

I was having a kid and I was in the hospital getting IVs. These 3 ladies were the ones helping me and I was talking to them. They were nurses. They were nice but the tiniest bit aloof. I kept talking and talking going on and on about the baby and my emotions regarding the pregnancy. One of the nurses attempted to cut my shirt sleeve but I stopped her and just pulled the sleeve down instead. Outside the window I saw a mushroom cloud. Multiple little clouds too that behaved so strangely. They'd go up from the ground like jellyfish. There were tons of bizarre clouds moving over the city. Then I saw a very, very tall gray cloud. Within it there was lightning. It was ominous almost like it was alive. It destroyed everything underneath it. I became aware of how dangerous it was. It was coming right towards the hospital. [ig mutual] was at the hospital on my floor too. We were on a balcony. I got up from the nurses station and went over to the railing and pointed out the cloud. It was a terrifying vertical gray column. It gave me the impression like it was an unstoppable God-sent monster. Like an angel from Evangelion. At this point everyone had realized how dangerous it was. We started to run down to the basement, or somewhere. Deep down I felt there was no point. The weather monster was so huge and destructive we all were going to die anyway. We went down some hallways and stuff. Eventually we exited onto a dim-lit city street at night. There were lots of people.

I was invited to hang out with Raquel and Cassie. I couldn't make it, but I saw pictures of them hanging out. Raquel was very tan.

I had a tattoo on my wrist that was in color but I couldn't remember what it meant. It looked like Hunter x Hunter writing a bit. It looked like four boxes or partial boxes where the omitted walls could be imagined. And there were lines or circles inside. Like this, kind of:

I didn't know what it meant so I was googling stuff related to it to find out. I was googling one particular phrase, I don't remember what it was. Eventually I realized they were the Chinese characters for the 4 seasons. But I only had 3 of them done, the fourth box was empty.

Dreampt that I accidentally flushed some of my belongings down the toilet. I don't know how it happened because the stuff was initially contained in a bag and basket away from the toilet. I had to crawl into the toilet to get my items and they were all strewn everywhere, like credit cards fallen out of a wallet. I lost some stuff and I was really distraught. I finally retrieved all that I could so I started to check and see what I'd lost. I saw that I lost my ACNL game and I was overcome with grief. I cried so hard that I woke up. Mom was ignoring me the whole time I was retrieving my stuff and crying. She was consumed with something about school, like [co-worker] getting fired or something.

• Left outside with wolves while trying to get back in from the backyard. The little baby kids were left outside too. The past versions of ourselves were in the house with our future selves. Dad's whole family was there.

My math professor had me and 2 other students publicly executed. I felt bad for one of the students. I felt bad for my family because they were never going to see me again. We got to watch the execution in retrospect (after we were dead I guess) and I was laughing because the audience was really weird and misbehaved.

I was somewhere with Kenya (from Pre-calc 2). There was a waterslide where someone got injured falling off. I called for a medic, but they didn't need one. At the end, Kanye West was in the parking lot and there was a rat going down a drain and coming out through the waterslide.

I was playing Animal Crossing on a shared game with Aidan and we were both decorating the town in different areas. We were both doing different things but they both looked good and I was happy we were sharing our cute little town. Then I went to visit someone else's town. Someone who'd made their town up really nice. I'd actually intended to visit in dream form but it turned out I'd visited normally. I only stayed for a little bit because I didn't know the person and I saw that they were with all these other people who they probably knew better than me. When I left the island I figured everyone there was probably like “who even was that?” I figured all the people on that island thought I was a weirdo.

Then, outside of the game, I ran into a butch girl and we talked about Animal Crossing. It turned out that it was her town I'd visited. I apologized because she thought that me leaving her town so abruptly had meant that I didn't like it, but really I was just nervous and thought all the other visitors didn't want me to be there. We talked for a bit more and got along really well. We were romantically inclined towards each other but she was shy and I wasn't sure if I actually wanted to pursue anything. I think she saw me as a hyperactive recreational cocaine user. At one point she told me “I can't do any more” referencing cocaine. Like she thought I'd been doing it as we were talking and she was taking it to keep up with me. But I hadn't been taking any. We talked for a long time and it was really nice.

Then I was on a beach and I was swimming in shallow water catching bugs and other creatures in the water with a net. It was real life though, not Animal Crossing. The beach was crowded and it was a sunny day. The bugs and fish were so weird and novel. I'd never seen them before. Some of the creatures I could catch near the surface with my net but others I had to get a fishing rod to catch.

I got out of the water to go get a fishing rod. I was carrying a knife when I walked from the shore back to the building. I ran into the butch girl again by the elevator. I seemed totally strung out because I forgot which floor my room was on. I pressed floors 5 and 6, I think. A lot of people got in the elevator with us. I felt like Paris Hilton. We got off and went to what I guessed was my room, which was really expensive and nice. You could walk out onto a balcony that jutted way out and below it you could see all the people at the beach and in the tide pools. Off in the distance you could see a huge cityscape and it was night.

I looked up towards the deck above me and noticed that it was smaller than mine, but it was a more expensive room. Then I glanced across the side of the building and saw what I supposed were the most expensive rooms on that higher level. I told the butch girl “I'd bet I can get one of those.” I was very rich in the dream.

I'm watching television with John K. and Owen. Then we're in the TV, or at least John and I are. We're in some weird drumming video game where you point at someone and shoot them, but John and I are being singled out from all the other players for some reason. Then it becomes like a TV show where this lady and her son are standing on the other side of the street from us and they are going to shoot us, or someone is going to shoot us, and the lady comes over to us and says some lines or something. She has chipotle chips and I'm being very silly, but like, acting as a character silly, and I ask her for a chip even though we're against each other. John and I get out of the situation somehow by the lady switching to our side.

Then, out of the TV, I look up through a window in the ceiling and see that the moon is absolutely enormous. We're on a spaceship and the moon is so big and vivid and there is stuff orbiting it—lots of tiny planets or rocks or something, and they are all quite vivid too. It passes overhead quickly, so I don't have time to tell everyone to look, but one other person does look. It's Owen. Then more moons with stuff orbiting them go by, but they aren't nearly as big or vivid as the one moon. They are sometimes not even visible, just you can see the stuff orbiting so you know they are there.

The pilot of our spaceship starts saying something like “100000 km away.” He means that we are 100 km from this super dense gravitationally-sucking object we're getting near, whichever one we were just looking at. I panic a bit and wonder how our ship can possibly have the ability to exit the gravitational pull if even small planets can't leave it. Outside the window, it looks like we are a boat floating in a black sea getting dragged along, almost in stormy weather, and the sky is black too. The pilot starts counting down, then he begins doing what he needs to do to get our ship out of there.

The spaceship tips back and these propeller things trigger a very fast vortex and we break out of the gravitational pull. We float up and away from the pull until we reach “friction” or something. It's like we were underwater and then we were above. I can see the ship getting hooked back onto this big tugboat on the surface. The whole vibe outside of the spaceship capsule is so dark and ominous, literally like a classic black-sea scary sailor creepy story ocean, but the sea was calm sometimes or relatively calm which made it even scarier.

At some point in the dream I was looking out the living room window (I think) and I saw my past self from like 5th grade, but I was fat and dressed like a boy. I started doing faces and miming exactly what “I” was doing across the glass, like we were on both sides doing the same thing, completely synchronized.

I was with Kanye West and his child. I was playing a game with the child where he had to hit my hand while I moved it around. Kanye showed me this thing he'd created. It was this 3D landscape, like a beautiful work of art, on a computer that even had a simulation to fly around in it like a drone. Though you didn't control the flying, it was preprogrammed. I asked him how he got so good at creating landscapes. He pointed to an island on his landscape's blueprint and said, “islands can be small, like this one. I imagined this island to be small.” It took me a second to realize it was an island and not just part of a cliff. I saw that there was a little water flowing around it, making it an island.

Kim came over and I talked to her. She was hesitant around me at first because I was a stranger near her husband and child but I treated her kindly and she warmed up to me. I had a very innocent aura throughout the entire dream. Kim gave me 3 photos to add to the end of some photo album that she and Kanye were making. Then Kourtney came over and made me go through the photos to find some for her website. I was worried about the photos getting out of order.

There were Bloom County sketches in there or drawings of Leorio or something along with the other pictures. Kourtney didn't want those and handed them to me which I put in a pile besides me, trying to keep their order. We were standing at a desk thing, kind of like a kitchen island, and all the surfaces were pretty dirty. Kourtney cleaned it off. I was waiting for the surface to dry completely before I started putting papers down on it. I excused myself to go to the bathroom but I couldn't find the bathroom in their big house. When I returned, I found out that everyone had been calling me, though I hadn't even been gone for long. People thought I quit this new “job” I was now working (organizing papers?)

Then it was like the Kardashian's house was a department store and I had to find slippers in the lingerie section. Purple slippers for some business purpose like for a magazine photoshoot or something.

There was a big mountain and a big grass field up the mountain. Maybe I was on a trolley. A Winona Ryder-esque girl was there. Someone pointed out the treeline on the mountain and I had to strain my head almost all the way back to see it. I had to look directly upwards.

Mom, Charlie, and Julia went on a reality show that ran daily, like how Love Island does—episodes filmed like almost in real time. But I didn't want to go on because I felt ugly and didn't want to be seen on TV. We were at an airport while this was happening, like they were doing the show at an airport during a layover. So instead of being on the show, I sat out in the waiting area. Linnea Q. and some other bitch from high school went on the show and I schemed that Charlie should publicly ruin their lives or embarass them somehow, but they didn't seem like they were going for that; Charlie and the family weren't on board for my shenanigans.

Then we were laid over in Chicago, so we got up and walked around the city which was really bustling. Then we went back to the airport, then later we arrived at our final destination, which was New Jersey or somewhere on the east coast. I took a shower. I saw Cindy run by and asked what was going on. Someone said she had worms. I freaked out and asked how she got them and they said from eating a leftover sandwich. I asked her how she knew she had them and she said because “she could feel them.”

Cindy was painting all these paintings over in this area on a rooftop. Among Cindy's paintings was one of Aang, to which I didn't even think twice about. I was like yeah ok. I had half a sandwich that I was saving for later and me and Catherine walked to put it away somewhere. While we were walking I talked to Catherine about her life and her roommates and the fun stuff that happened at her house. Once we got to the location I decided to store my sandwich at I was like, “why did I want to store my sandwich here? It's outdoors, I'm going to get worms if I leave it here” so we went to bring it back to the house and refrigerator. While we were walking Catherine and I started talking about how the day had been really strange and how it felt really “blah.” We talked about how we weren't depressed, but something felt very “nothing” recently. I emphatically agreed and started talking about my flight layover in Chicago. We walked around and I didn't even care or feel anything despite walking around the very nice city.

When we were on the rooftop it was night, but now it was day and we were walking in a busier area of the city, looking for Mom and the family. I saw Greg and Joey hand something to someone on a bus. I ran to the bus and jumped on. Mom, Charlie, and Julia were there. I waved for Catherine to jump on, but we didn't have a dollar to pay for her ticket. The bus driver was a scary bitchy blonde lady. I pulled Catherine onto the bus while the others scrambled to find a dollar.

Something else that happened sometime in the dream was that I saw a picture with young Pops in it and he was smiling and looked pretty different. Jim was in the picture too and they were sitting in the new kitchen in New Jersey, which wouldn't have existed at the time the photo was “taken.” I talked a lot in this dream which I usually don't.

Ben came over and was telling me how big my room was at the new house. We were in the porch of the [city] house and he was lying on his back on the floor with marks drawn on his feet indicating measurements. I discovered that my mattress wouldn't fit at the new house based on his measurements.