Impulsively flew to Greece with Sammi W. Mom and Ju somehow found out and flew to Greece to try and get me to come back. I kept thinking about whether I should stay and try to find a job or if I should go back. Ben and Cassie were there too. At the end of the dream we went and met with some weed grower and we were going to ask him for jobs. He was an old guy (middle age, actually) and I was surprised because I thought it was going to be someone our age. The guy was sitting with his family under this big rock formation arch-thing. It was on sand. I was petting their dogs.

We were in Pennsylvania driving in Cindy's car and it was me, Catherine, Jub, Mom, Cindy, Jim, and Nick. We were driving on this huge highway and the sky was super blue, like it is in Minnesota in the dead of winter. We were going up an on-ramp to an overpass thing/big highway when we heard sirens and Cindy wasn't pulling over so I said “pull over,” but I didn't want to be a backseat driver or insult her by implying that she didn't know to pull over for emergency vehicles. We pulled over. I thought of a funny tumblr post, so I went on my phone to try and make it, but I had trouble typing. The post idea was something along the lines of: [top text] sees an ambulance go by [bottom text] fuck 12. Anyway, so we pulled over (on the oncoming traffic side) (but there were no cars coming) and the ambulance stopped before us (also on the oncoming traffic side) and assisted people in this blue minivan for whatever reason.

Then we were in a movie theater, but we all sat on the floor and had awful seats. There was a wall between us and the screen. Like a half wall corner of another wall type deal (fig. A). I was lying on my side with my head propped up with my arm and some guy came and sat right in front of me. Then I got up then I lied back down and it was that awkward dance of closeness between strangers and acknowledging mentally that we are physically close. Eventually I gave up my spot to him because I couldn't handle the social tension. The movie had started and we couldn't see it and the audio was really muffled but no one else seemed to mind but me. Then Ovechkin was there and I accidentally scratched him with something and I was apologizing, but he was laughing because it was a tiny, tiny scratch and the juxtaposition of a tiny scratch on him was funny.

Also I thought about how funny an absurdly large bowl of clementines would be in the center of my table instead of the small bowl of them that's there now while in a hypnopompic state this morning.

Some resort or something. Blue water, white limestone walls/arches on ceiling. Indoor/outdoor big room. Dad was there. Some interactive play thing. I was telling Mom I couldn't participate because I wasn't wearing pants. Found a skirt and put it on. Got chosen with Mama, left room with actor person? We're told to hold chickens. Jub came in. Switched parts with her because she got to hold a baby polar bear. Jub didn't like/couldn't hold the chicken properly.

Dreampt I was fat and couldn't fit into a dress.

Dreampt there was this big invincible giant and it would just kill people and it was in its house and was likely going to die and all these military people near me were in its house too trying to kill it and the giant just kept killing them and the giant was in his workout room in his house and this one guy who was there to kill him got seen by the giant and tried to play it off but he knew the giant was going to kill him and he was scared and the giant found some other people who were there to kill [the giant] and [the giant] put them all in his pool and was playing with them before he inevitably killed them. And I was like up on the ceiling on a ledge scared out of my mind that I was going to be killed by this giant. The shimmering pool was underneath me. My big toe fell off and into the giant's mouth and the giant choked to death.

These apartment buildings that were really claustrophobic and the apartments were really cheap. They were new apartment buildings. I was following Luke and John, and Brogan was walking with us. They were going up to Dylan's room in this building to get something or tell him something. I could've waited downstairs, but I wanted to see what the apartment looked like. We were going up these really steep stairs and everything was silver. Like that puffy silver material. Like what you put on your car windshield to reflect sunlight. The stairs were steep and you took like four stairs then turned on the landing and took four more stairs. It was difficult to go up. At one point they stopped being stairs and started being silver ramps that were just very steep and you had to use the handrail. I didn't know how Brogan could do it.

In college. My roommate is an Asian girl. We're preparing food. Paige B. was there and we saw Mrs. B. We were making food for some competition or something. I was making cookies. I couldn't find the milk.

“looking down hallway little barbie s. red man walking away. He, little man, he comes running at me. Woke up. His arms were like...”

I was in Iceland and viewing an active volcano.

Machu Picchu in Minnesota and a camp? idk.

I was friends with all the Vanderpump Rules people, but especially Schwartz like idk I don't actually remember it that well but it was a fun dream I guess.

Crazy Christian guy had a gun at school and he was going to kill me if I didn't withdraw money and give it to him. Apparently another guy wanted money too.

Dreampt about new Animal Crossing update.

Dreampt I was in New Jersey at the store with Mom and Grandma and there wasn't any bread (and we were buying cheese) so I had to drive far away to this dumpster to get the only bread in town. First I checked all the isles, then I had to drive to the bread. Once I started driving to the bread I was in England.

Dreampt I went to this house that Grandma Dona was thinking about buying and it was really cool. It was mid century modern, very well taken care of and was on this huge forest-y, grassy, hilly lot. I wanted to buy it so that me, Cassie, and Raquel (and Croix) could move into it and flip it, but then these two gay guys showed up who were the owners. I wanted to see more of the house, but they kept part of it off-limits because it was their house. Finally I kissed ass about how beautiful the house was enough that they let me tour the rest.

In the backyard there was a huge water slide type thing and pool. The water slide was like those things at fairs where you slide down an angled big metal sheet on a potato sack, only with water. Then it was time to leave and I got in a car with Jasmine and two other girls but I was originally with Julia and I didn't want to leave her behind. Then somehow I realized I was dreaming, but I didn't wake up. I tried to control and manipulate things in my dream but I couldn't even though I was aware that I was dreaming fully. I told Jasmine to drive and she didn't know how but did anyways. We were driving along and I kept trying to manipulate the dream but couldn't. It felt super real, like I was awake in my dream dimension. Then we came across this weird suburbia with pink and purple and weird looking houses, like Dr. Seuss cat in the hat (movie) houses. I told Jasmine to pull off the main road so we could go see them. There was no road leading to the neighborhood from our street we were on. So she pulled off into a patch of beautifully vibrant flowers. Then I felt myself in my bed again and woke up.

I had a sad dream last night. Mom and I were in cold water near a whale that was breaching. It did a dive and the suction in the water pulled Mom down really far. She was looking up at me and reaching for me to pull her up but I was so shocked, I was reaching back but not putting any effort really. The look on her face was really panicked. I thought she was going to get crushed from the pressure of the water. I forced myself to wake up before I could pull her up.

I was with Luke and some other people and we were playing a video game where you had to choose a side—either defend or attack. Luke and I chose attack. Then there were a ton of ants on the floor and we were killing them and Steven (jock from high school) and some other jocks were trying to help the ants or regenerate ants or something. Then the ants turned into dirt, and then I went over to a low coffee table that Mac from Always Sunny was kneeling at with lines of coke in front of him. Me and Jasmine took some on our fingers and gummed it, then Mac told us we have to pay for what we took so we went to calculate and it was like $20 for me for the little amount that I took and I was like “shit.”

Dreampt I was at this wedding and the aisle was a really steep staircase and the bride was pissed about something like the bridesmaids' shoes not being high heels and then when they walked down the aisle they were falling over and it was funny. Also Andy Cohen was drunk or on drugs and going all over the church on hanging ropes.

Dreampt I was in a production of this play that was out of school. It was some anime–based play. I kept saying how it was good enough/better than high school productions, but none of the kids involved wanted to associate with theater kids (I don't know what I meant by this). Then we all went backstage, which had all these locker room/dorm rooms. There was one for the boys and one for the girls. They were both locker rooms (had showers) and dorms (had tons of beds). Anyway, I offered everyone a blunt then started smoking it, then the dad of the girl who owned the house started freaking out and beating his daughter (unrelated to smoking), but I put the blunt out anyway. Hid it. I told the girl in the bed next to me where it was, for her to smoke later. She thanked me then I got up, got dressed, and left. Saying if he tried to beat me I have witnesses (all my dorm girls) and they'll testify.

Dreampt I was in Jack's room spreading around cocaine on a coffee table, but the coke was a melted sugar-like substance. I had to spread it out and let it harden before I could do it. I got paranoid that someone might come upstairs and see it, because it was all just laying out and Jack's door was open. Jack said the police/authorities couldn't do anything as long as it was in his room.

Then a revolution or something happened downstairs in his house. North Korea took over US authorities. That meant the “cops” now could kill us because they were under North Korean law. Me, Jack, and a bunch of other people were all hiding in Jack's room from the police who were killing everyone they deemed on the enemy side. I thought we were kind of safe and that I could wait it out there, but then I noticed the ceiling cracking over Cassie and Mary K. Everyone brushed that off until it started falling down in chunks, then we all panicked. We needed a way out of his house which was now a crumbling mansion/old Italian-architecture building.

Jack, me, someone else, and an older version of the Stranger Things kid Lucas all left the room. I saw bullets flying everywhere and I was super scared. We ran towards an area without walls that had a patio which led to a street of Italy. Under a ceiling with no walls there were a ton of old artifacts. We braced ourselves to enter a crowd and try to pass ourselves off as non-tourists or something. I didn't do very well at that, though, and awkwardly tried to cling on to Lucas's arm because I was scared, but he thought I was blowing our cover so I stopped. We got in an elevator and went down into the subway. Then we had to walk along a wall with a 2 inch ledge underneath. We were exposed to the subway and we could've gone down and ran on the ground by the tracks, but then we'd have to crawl out before a train hit us. I decided to take that risk and run on the ground, because trying to balance was taking too long. I heard the noises of an incoming train. I panicked, but I was able to get up onto the platform. Then there was a drag show happening on the platform and I interacted with two drag queens briefly.

I dreampt Lola was hanging around this bear and its cub and Lola was in danger of getting mauled which was happening to a bunch of kids' dogs. I kept trying to get Lola locked away somewhere safe but sometimes I lost track of her and got terrified she was with the bear and I couldn't get to her because the bear would maul me.

Dreampt that there was a suburb west of Minneapolis with all these fancy rich houses and I was walking around there at night. Well, walking from dusk to night and once it became nighttime there was carpeting covering the streets. Like nice fancy detailed carpets. The sky was pinkish purple before dusk.